"Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew."
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
one time I was hanging out with these guys and they were talking about how they felt bad for girls since they’d never know what masturbation felt like and I looked them straight in the eye and said “maybe you sad sacks of shit wouldn’t all be single if you acknowledged that girls weren’t these sexually dormant creatures that can only cum with a dick shoved inside them” and holy hell the look on their faces.
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?"
Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via barbieandken)
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